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The best cure is prevention. Fortunately, in this case, prevention is easily accomplished by regularly venting your spleen. What you see below are my best efforts at using humor to both prevent and raise awareness for the disease known as "Stupid."

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Now with extra stank!

Generally, when I buy deodorant I'm looking to avoid smelling like a sweaty, stinky man. This is why I don't understand something I saw while shopping the other day. Apparently Secret has a line of "Clinical Strength" for those with sweat glands that don't understand the concept of moderation. Now, while creating such a line makes sense, something doesn't seem to is the name of one of the scents contained therein: Marathon Fresh.
I'm sorry, what now? Marathon Fresh? As in fresh from a marathon? Isn't the whole reason one would by deodorant, clinical strength in particular, to avoid smelling like he just ran a marathon? Was this particular scent chosen by someone who has an odd sense of humor and an undying love for Krumm? Cause I'm pretty sure I don't work for Secret, and I was an Ickis fan anyway. Maybe they were trying to say that it will keep you fresh should you choose to run a marathon, or that it's a marathon of freshness, but I think those might actually be even more stupid than my original conclusion.

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